this week we feature a few lesser known bands that could be described as hipster rock. So to aid in the overall process of self-realization I offer the following gross stereotypes:
You might be a hipster if....
Al Borland is your top design inspiration
Your closet looks a lot like a Scottish castle garage sale
you roll up the bottom of your jeans for no other reason than to show off your boots
you pay a premium for boots that are pre-worn in.
you believe the more obscure something is, the better it actually is.
most of your social conversations begin with "I'll bet you've never heard of...."
you've been contemplating purchasing beard wax but just can't pull the trigger
you wear glasses that have no vision correction
protesting is your primary hobby
your house decor can only be described as mid century modern
you live life like you are constantly in a Gap commercial
your dream job would be the guy creating the music playlists for Starbucks
that's enough for now, so long and goodnight. Enjoy the music.
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