Sunday, March 12, 2017

you might be a hipster if...

this week we feature a few lesser known bands that could be described as hipster rock. So to aid in the overall process of self-realization I offer the following gross stereotypes:

You might be a hipster if....

Al Borland is your top design inspiration

Your closet looks a lot like a Scottish castle garage sale

you roll up the bottom of your jeans for no other reason than to show off your boots

you pay a premium for boots that are pre-worn in.

you believe the more obscure something is, the better it actually is.

most of your social conversations begin with "I'll bet you've never heard of...."

you've been contemplating purchasing beard wax but just can't pull the trigger

you wear glasses that have no vision correction

protesting is your primary hobby

your house decor can only be described as mid century modern

you live life like you are constantly in a Gap commercial

your dream job would be the guy creating the music playlists for Starbucks

that's enough for now, so long and goodnight. Enjoy the music.

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